I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Your topless pictures make me question reality
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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