What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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