Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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