Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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