I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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