Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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