ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just gift wrapped bread.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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