yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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