She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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