Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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