We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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