roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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