Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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