I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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