So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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