I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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