i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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