I am in a vortex of obligation.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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