I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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