we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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