Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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