Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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