please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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