it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
it glows. i had to have it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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