Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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