Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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