haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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