That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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