i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
420 ftw
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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