Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
