Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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