everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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