During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Houston, we have a blender
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
