so explain again why im purple
no
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
