I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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