Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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