their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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