okay pat passed out under dana's car
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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