you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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