I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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