I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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