we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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