New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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