Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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