he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Well I just put wine in my tea
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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