Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize