he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He has the fingertips of a God
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