i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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