If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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