she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
she looked like the before picture.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You were trust falling into bushes
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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