I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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