As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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