Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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