yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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