Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
My life is pants optional.
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