So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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