I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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