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I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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