don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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