I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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